Monday, May 15

I AM BEK!!!!!

PC at home still kong... as most of you all know (cos i only have one small cluster of readers) I went back to Ipoh.. I still dont really fancy guest blogger... or.. maybe i have not found one to guest blog yet..*malu... Ipoh trip was okay.. food was okay and yummy too.. but the amount of stress can throw you 50 feet across some runway... Sorry.. typo .. i reiterate... it's unnecessary stress...phew.. plus the fact that streamyx in Ipoh is StimX... LAGI LA... it didnt help...

I dont have a laptop so i cant connect to the internet dispite the fact that i am provided with an unlimited access to the internet via mobile broadband.. WTF for hoh???? i so f*cking need a laptop.. will anyone sponsor one for me plis??? plisssss... plisss laaaaa*beg*


1st thing 1st........... STEWIE!!!!!.. SEE WHAT I RESERVED FOR YOU!!!!!!! you should soooo love me cos i thought of you while i ate fu chuk!!!!! YUM!!!!!!!!!!!

The Journey back to ipoh was errr.. good because it was a family cum food affair cum furnishing trip.. so basically... we travelled in 2 cars.. thanks to the working time differences and my mom's capability of packing the whole house with us, an extra passenger on board and we dont drive a BMW or MPV... we only have SLK... Small Little Kancil.............. -_- .....

Ipoh is pretty much still laid back... you still have cow grazing the greens and pet bulls walking around in the middle of the night.... and i am serious!!!

As said, we went in different cars. Pam, Shawn and Dad only arrived the next day which was a Friday and they all dont know how to get to the place mum and myself were at..so they called and asked for directions..

Pam: ok we're here...
Mum: ok where r u ...
Pam: we're at bla bla bla bla... we just passed a traffic light
Mum: Which traffic light?
Pam: Eerrr....
Dad (background): we just passed a cow.....

*lan eh..............................
Mum: ok ok.. u stop at the road side.. we coming now...

I jumped in the car because i already know where they were at.. i wanted to go alone but mom wanted to tag along.. so i thought it would be useful so she can navigate the phone and communicate with them due to the really 'efficient' roads in ipoh..

At the traffic light....

Me: There .. they are there... *squinching eyes..
Mum: no la...
*stopped at another traffic light
*flashed the car lights ala morse code style.....
*dad's car flashed back to indicate
Me: duh... told you so..
Mum: ya la ya la..
*quiet............ ....... ........... ................
Me: la la lum call pam lerr.. tell her to turn left and U turn at the end of the road... you think what they know morse code is it.. we can still continue to morse code then...


Roads in ipoh are crazy... so is the traffic police there.... there is no turning into a housing area unless u travel about 5 KM ahead and make a U turn.. and i guess if you did make that illegal U turn, a camouflage police with jump out amongst the grazing cows and shoot me with a cow nipple.... i dont know.. but that's how it is in the sub rural areas of Ipoh..


Mum and shawn at some place eating sar hor fun... err prawn noodles or something like that... it's gooooood!!!...

Shawn eating.. eerrr.. some soupy stuff while juggling with the 'thumbs up' sign

Alot more pictures to come.. i know my cousin Wendy in London is anticipating her crib's pictures.. kakakakakaka.. sorry la... PC kong dy.. have to wait for Pam... :P

But it's good to be bek in KL.......

10 comments:

Dabido said...

'PC at home still kong'

That's like four in a row isn't it?
[Sorry, Mahjong joke!]

'I still dont really fancy guest blogger'

I don't blame you ... like, a lot of people are afraid of guest bloggers since I did it at a few places! ;-)

'Dad (background): we just passed a cow.....'

What is it's name?

'a camouflage police with jump out amongst the grazing cows and shoot me with a cow nipple.

You know something, that's my greatest fear just before death and taxes! ;-)

'sorry la... PC kong dy'

WOW! Two kongs in one day! Your computer mahjong skills are l33t! :-)

Kiss my ass said...

dabs: ma hai... Come down to kl and we'll get to mahjong..

Yong Ernn said...

cow nipple?! that's freakin sick!!
yenners, u are too imaginative!

anyway, i so LUUURRRRVVVEEEEE IPOH SAR HOR FUN!! wa.. im practically drooling now okay. and it's all ur fault! lol! u blogged about sar hor fun TWICE!! and that's enuf! hahahaha....

Anonymous said...

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh food food...beladi hell , can see kenot eat..bleh..must tell mommy to eat..

Kiss my ass said...

ern: yes it is... but IPOH SAR HOR FUN IS THE BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Babi Cayden: aihhh u not so good luck ge lar.. cos your mommy very fussy geh.. suak la... u not so hou meng wan la..

FooDcrazEE said...

kns.......i revenge by mms..ing u with the food pic....lolz

Winn said...

see.? FOOD blog! heheh

eh u quite road blind rite?
* high 5 *


me too!

Kiss my ass said...

KNNCCBKNS mike... i damn hate you now

Kiss my ass said...

win: i no road blind.. the road never accomodate me nia.. :X

Dabido said...

Shireen - I can't come DOWN to KL ... I'm in Perth Australia ... that's like UP for me as it's heading north! lol

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