HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAH SHIRAZ!!!

I know i know.. it's april's fool... 1st things 1st....

it's SHAH's BIRDDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday BIATCH!!!! love you long long time...

we will be having a private party at Jack's place.. will be posting pictures when it comes..

Besides that, Dad and Shawn is going to errr hometown to do some prayers/ching beng for my ol' grandparents...So pantang to have some stupid ass tricks.. or say some stupid ass joke.. darn* was just creeping shawn out yesterday night... My grandparents lived in Teluk Intan, Perak. So things there are pretty laid back and old school if you asked me... noons are streaking hot, mornings are dewvy fresh and nights are quiet as an owl.... errr as far as i can remember la.. infact, part of the reason i couldnt loose weight is because the town is so small, you take 20 minutes to walk the whole city..... :X

And authentically, my late granddaddy does his own kiam hu business and selling loads more other stuff like cooking oil and stuff like that.. and we will be staying at his shop lot which has 2 floors. It's situated at the corner of the lot and what we had extras was a pretty huge longkang and windows at the perimeter of the building... it's a pre war building which has like walls as thick as 11 inch.. cant even eaves drop.. The staircase doesnt have any landing to pause.. you have to walk straight up, it's so steep you can get a phobia out of it when you are walking down cos you can only see your toes!!...AND trust me... on the 2nd floor, it's so freaking creepy, you'd pee in your pants..

You can picture a scene of a huge ass room, with one antique-ish 2 door cupboard, a 4 posted steel frame bed covered with mosquito net and a long trail of curtains along the perimeter of the windows... there was no ceiling fan so we had to use the old skool table fan... looks nice though and you can even use of those MTV videos to create the seduction look....... So i was describing all that to Shawn, since he was gonna go back to experience it...

Me: bla bla bla ... room, mild wind blowing against white transparent curtain... windows seem to have some tranparency to look outside.. bla bla... can see floating head like figure
Shawn: ya ar??....
Me: Eh if you see Granddad... please say hi ok...
Shawn: no la.. i will ask for 4D 1st....
Me: Lan eh... ¬.¬''

to scare him further...

Me: Then if you see ah ma...you..
Shawn: I will just waSSUP ah ma la... and give her some secret hand shake....
........¬.¬''

stupid ass.... i'll see whether he has the balls to give the secret handshake if he really sees ah ma..i think he'd be shaking so much his nuts will fall off..