the PPC

Wah.. after almost 2 weeks of talking again ... and again and again and talking to so many customer care and keep repeating the same shit... i still cannot retain my yahoo account... ma fu lat ar... haihhhhhh so damn sien.... will still try tho.. wont give up..

Anyway ... we were having conversations between shawn and myself at night just before we hit the sack.. we will sorta have a compilation of the funny shit that happens throughout the entire day or something like that ...

So... we were just talking bout dad.... the 1st man in my life... *angel* and he seems to be getting along with his own life pretty fine already. Dad is retired, at first it's kinda boring to be at home all the time.. So i will ask shawn to be with him as much as possible since all of us are working.. Shawn is at his teens so he will find all ways to get out of the house.. so it's kinda contradicting sometimes..

So sometimes things that my dad say to us is pretty errmmm.... repetitive... and... so cheong hei/long winded.. not to forget he is now the official walking directory of USJ, Subang. He seem to make a whole lot of acquaintances after he has retired and he will update me what is hot and new everyday on the news since i dont get the read the papers and watch tv that much. Infact, stories of the neighbourhood too... like who bought a new car, who has a new dog, who is an agent for this, the uncle was in military, the neighbour's husband works in Qatar and the rich man's wife broke her manicure and all that jazz la.... He's more of my PA or my personal TV.

He is pretty forgetful, that's why he repeat things so much. It can get pretty annoying sometimes.. but what the heck... He's still my dad and i love him much much.

Just the one thing which realllly realllly make me loose a nut is when i am engaged on the phone, he will tend to ask me who is that WHILE i am talking on the phone.

example: he is downstairs watching tv and the phone rings, i pick up, and talk to the other person and he will be wailing and screaming from downstairs repetitively asking me who is that like a disc which has gone bad. Even worst is he will eaves-drop my conversation and if any of the parts sounds like something he knows or somewhat, he will suddenly talk to me and expect me to listen and answer him. On top of that directly ask me questions of why and when and what ..... YES... WHILE i am on the phone.... and by any chance that the call is just a short duration, he will be coming by immediately like a bull charging towards a red cloth asking EVERYTHING...

phheeww...... Shawn even said if we combine all the pat pohs in the world... they cant beat my dad... COOL HUH!!!! bet your dad cant do that... nenene neneh... :P pffftttt*

So shawn and I have concluded and made up a club for him. The PPC, Pat Poh Club. Just so you know..... he's the President. duh. ¬.¬

harr.............Not easy to be a member. You will have to be something like the above to get the membership. You'd get a goodie bag of stuff like;

- Lifetime membership (that is if you keep up with the pace, if not you will be kicked out)
- Chocolates (because the uncle staying 5 houses away is a distributor/our relative)
- Exclusive story telling sessions (just dont mind the repeats between the lines)
- The Art of folding clothes (my dad is damn good at that)
- The Art of walking the dog (heh)
- The tactics and skill to be in the PPC (compulsory)
- Gets to date me *PUKE* (eh i am fat but i am cute ok....)
or by any chance you are a female and you wanna join...
- Gets to date Shawn... *double puke*
- A pack of chee cheong fun from Teluk Intan.
- Kopi-O sessions at 6 ........ am at random...
- Tai Chi sessions

I think that's about enough ok... will add in if there is good feedback... maybe a pack of Jasmine rice or something. I'm still trying to find that neighbour that dad talked about the other day... LOL...

So what are you waiting for? please send me your resume with a short description of not more than 100 words WHY you wanna join. Please leave a comment or email it to me at shiryen@gmail.com ... WHY GMAIL??? because YAHOO! SUCKSSSSSSS


See..... Mr President so cute hor!!!!

Oh ... the last criteria. Along with your resume/essay. Please send a picture of yourself posing just like that..... not necessary Bunga Raya ok...

I Still luv my dad long long time.... :)

On the other note, a winning strike with shawn;

Shawn: Di, yesterday yen slap me for nothing.......
Di: oh yah ka??? then next time you put the mouse trap on your face then if she slap you, the mouse trap will kiap her hand ler....
Shawn: ¬.¬U
Me: KAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKA... *pfftttt