Came across this funny email being sent to me.... and i somehow incollaborated this book with mikel's illustration on g-spots...... and since it's also valentine's day.... we have to remind all of our fellow horny attached friends to be REALLY REALLY careful.... and for those who looks for ONS, please put on a f*cking condom... so here it is....
Best way to tell your kids how adults makes babies/
best way to remind all the horny fellows how a baby can exist.....
Left Page 1: How to make a baby....
Right Page 1: We find a couple..
Left Page 2: ok ... right after meeting or in any case... with reference to the right page 1, you pat each other's back, you will have to strip naked... and maintain the pose (patting each other's back)
Right Page 2: then you kiss.... girl's arm around the shoulder.. and guys arm around the girls waist... and guy's d*ck pointed 45 degrees...
Left Page 3: You then choose a bed with heart shapes/striped pillows and make sure the guy gets on top.. and the girl's nip slant outwards...
Right Page 3: believe this is the best part and self explanatory...
Left Page 4: ok .... after that, please maintain the pat-in-the -back pose you had....
Right Page 4: The put on your clothes and make sure the girl ...have the side profile post to see the bump...
Left Page 5: Make sure you get a car with heart shaped patterns to go to the 'klinik'
Right Page 5: Meet the doctor ....
Left Page 6: ok .. spread eagle.. make sure husband stands on your right and the doctor.. with a spatula-like thingy while the lady let the head pop out... make sure baby is smiling..if not... put him in again and try again....
Right Page 6: Let baby hands pop out and do the superman pose .... while the doctor and husband stays put.... and...most probably smile at the patient....while the baby crawl out himself...
Left Page 7: Carry ye own baby while the doctor and husband looks on... cos he's ready to play..
Right Page 7: Maintain the pose like right page 4 with the baby, breast feeding Him(assuming is a he cos he has a blue wrap around) ....
..... So happy Valentine's day......
7 comments:
wahh.. now I know... thanks for the sex education... selama ni I naive sangat tak tau apa apa... *muahhahaha*
fara : errrrr kes ko ni sebenarnyo terencat sikit... so aku memang paham....
Kenny : i didnt believe your mom also geh.... but since the doctor so yon sui...i believe loh
When I was born the Doctor kept slapping my mother! :-)
LOL.... why ?
hahah this book... where u find one??
Shireen K - It's just a joke ... you know how they slap babies when they're born, well, all the nurses lined up and smacked me as well, some used brass knuckles and sticks.
Some didn't spank my bottom, but hit my face till people pointed out they were hitting the wrong end ... they said it was an honest mistake. :-)
Shiang: harrrrr... kenot tell u de... tell u dy then u sure buy one dozen... u wan u order from me..
dabido: hahhhahahah that bad huh.. show me some defects u have then .. i'll just return u or get you changed...
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