: : : Short change : : : Instances with someOne

Me was hanging out with that 'someone' and suddenly we just started to talk about fart (yes i know.. we had nothing to do) ......

Someone : hey you know... fart is brown???
Me : WTF (x20000) ????? says who ?
Someone : it's true lah....
Me : who told you that ??? like did u read it somewhere? it's just frigging air.. it's f*cking transparent...... what you saw your own fart wafting? is that why you say is brown???
Someone : no....
Me : then???
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Someone : well cos when i see my underwear, it's brown loh...
Me : WTF ..... you nit wit!!!

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Someone : WHAT ??? really marrr.... then how can you explain the stain ???
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Me : Shit ass... those stains is what you get for not cleaning your ass shit properly lah!!!!

*this someone person is being replaced as such to save him/her from embarassment.....