Happi Burfday ... muh b*tch

Hrmmm... This is it... one of my darker secrets... I ACTUALLY have had a wife la... what's even worst is that we never had any kinky stuff going on lah.. :P *shucks.... so boring huh? Reason is that she has dumped me over and over again la..so what to do.. she insist we remain 'friends'.... bah*

Well kidding of course...... she's my buddy lah.. we've been friends way back and the irony part is that we're Net friends...at the same age, we never study together, we have differences, she was doing something else totally different and yet we still manage to meet up and do the girl thang... and so...... she's one of muh b*tch....

She's been a good friend and well... wanna know how/why/where/when???
1) if she fails to contact me before she reaches my home.. she will still COME by and take me out...(yes... without finding out whether i am available or not.. AND i have to AGREE to go out with her... if not, she will bang my door grill until i do......)
2) she wont tell me who we are meeting until i board her car and find out we'll be meeting some cun guy from somewhere, whereas i am in my pyjama. (and YES.. creating a fashion statement)
3) if i dont tell her things that she wants to know.. she will threaten to kill my dog with her car or put me on fire.
4) she always spend me makan (Yay)
5) she always make it a point to come find me yum cha (Yay)
6) she makes it a point to come fetch me whenever we go anywhere.. yah but i have to drive..
7) she buys me things when she travels (Yay, Yay)
8) she is concern of my whereabouts (yes.. she CHECKS/QUESTIONS me)
9) she patiently waits for me if she arrives early while i bathe for an hour
10) and.... yah...........................

So it's her birthday today, and i promised her that i will pimp her. ehehehhe so here it is... muh b*tch!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEARLY!!!!!.. and no ..for the 10000th time, you cant have my dog...... let it go will you.....

For those who are interested to date her..please drop me a comment..

For those who WANTS to date her... hehehe we shall see what kind of 'arrangements' that can take place....(highest 'bidder' wins *hint hint*)

For those who wants to do 'other' things to her..... please do..... huahauhahahuahhaha..
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