Remedy for the pitts....

Everyone's got a special odour in their body.... that's how dogs identify their masters...and dogs does a pretty good job in sniffing.. but i always wonder whether if they smell something bad.. what will they do???? eyuuuckk* maybe they'll be in a coma state for 2 weeks...

Smelliest still life would of course be garbage and all that ... but FOOD wise...it would be the SMELLY BEANCURD (authentically can be found in HK) would be the stinkiest thing in the whole whole whole whole wide world la... i wish i had a smell recorder to RECORD the FREAKING smell.. gosh... it's actually 1/2 fermented soya (which makes beancurd) plus duck's blood.. deep fried... some even did the extreme to add in durian.. i could DIE... YUCKKKKKKKK...

Well.... we all know that what you eat is what you smell like... or the food that you take gives a certain chemical reaction to it and will produce ODOUR.... Just like they believe that if you took dog meat before... the same clan will be able to know whether you ate their homey... so ... they'll either attack or avoid you..

SO.. Pork Chop Shawn got a major problem here... my mom once told my god parents that she went broke buying deodourant for Shawn...cos he still stinks.. I remember fetching him home from futsal once.. i nearly suffocated in the car.. So i asked who sits with him... and this half indon guy answered... i pity this ol' chap.....and i know what he has been through... judging from his blog .. you know he'd die without shawn's Body Odour... explains why you dont really see pictures in his blog.. because he is now deformed due to the odour.. thank god i dont need to sit with shawn 7 hours a day.

So being a good mommy my mom is, she is still ALL in to discover new products for shawn's pitts.... i think because he eats alot of red meat.. so he smells like one... and EGG and cheese(dairy products) is no good for your BO as well... i guess this is one of the latest discovery in her market.. i was rather fascinated with the packaging.....you know.. there's only 2 reasons why a person would buy something... either the package looks great .. or the product is M*therf*ckingly good... So i guess my mom was into the latter... or rather she thought so

Maybe some of you can help me out here... i dont quite understand 'clean and cares for your family' ... well if they meant by saving our lives by being contaminated with shawn's smell.. by all means i'll stock up till next year ... but .. OH WAIT.... it says 'clean your skin effectively for over 40 years?' huh ??? i mean.. WTF... it either meant that we need to use it for 40 f*cking years to come clean or the bar of soap last for 40 years.. but i bet the latter is not true (duh)... and what's worst ... HYGIENIC TOILET SOAP???? doesnt that mean SOAP TO WASH TOILET??? and....CHLOROPHYLL? seriously .... i thought my mom was kidding... but looks like she's taking drastic measures....

So i'll just take it that this company is some con shit and have a bad advertising/spokes person, thus explains the bad taste in design... but hey... they have the italian flag (close to it lah) colour... not bad huh... so shawn is gonna take awhile till he finish this bar of soap which is quite thick and smells like detergent... bet it's the same smell with the RM2 toilet in KLCC.. so he decided to be the spokes person and he is already doing trial shots....

See not bad huh??? i'll get him to come up with a tag line and all that la.... but that's just too many choices of 'tag lines' on the soap/bar...maybe it should sound something like this in hokkien 'kau kong kau...yong liao pang kao kao... pang jui pak beh kao...kau kong kau... yong liao si beh en tao' yeaahhhhhhh.Try picturing the tag line with shawn's expression here..u'd SO wanna buy.... errr direct translation for the british/english people who reads me and want to understand would be 'NINE ZERO NINE .... use already will smell good 9 9 .... perfume use also not enough .... NINE ZERO NINE... use already 'si beh' handsome'.

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