Time of The Year

huhuhuhuhu... it's the TIME OF THE YEAR.... wanna guess what ???

Well we have many terms of 'time of the year' all the time.. could be the bonu$/christmas/new year eve/birthday yada yada and shit... BUT ... this 'time of the year' i am refering to is different.... nyek nyek.. some might wanna guess............. this time of the year doesnt happen at a fixed date.... it happened twice in a year before.. ..but that only comes in once in a while....

We'll notice there are people working 'extra hard'... under the sun.. on the dusty road... and all that ... that's RIGGHHHTT... ROAD BLOCKS!!!!.... oh no ...not because there is an on going construction.. but because they are catching those with mobile phone (without hands free), no seat belts, rempitz who just dont look good in a bike, old horny uncles who is talking on the phone in a 4 digit plate number mercedes (any 3 digit in doubles or triples number and below cars with heavy tinting is a no no/just incase they are some datuk or son), all the heavily modified/tinted lala/rempitz cars (e.g modified wiras/iswaras/kancil), lorries which are over loaded, van full of indons or other tanned skin foreigner....bet it'll be easier if we list down what they dont look for ...

it's rather disgusting sometimes isnt it.... and coincidently, road blocks only happen during or close to festive seasons.. I WONDER WHY........... i dont see any other road blocks during other times.. maybe they can predict that the lala will cross this path during this time of the year .. or at this time of the year.......this X road will have plenty who doesnt use handsfree because their handsfree all rosak dy... and if you are inferior or think u are kinda ugly looking, please dont ride a motorcycle... it'll make things worst.... if you have a super bike.. dont dress super cool .... if you have a lala car please put on reading/nerdy glasses to neutralise it...

tactics to bribe the 'cari makan-ers' without hurting your wallet:-

-place an extra wallet in the car with 2 ringgit in it (eventho u are driving a benz)
-for guys, always tell them your wife is giving birth soon
-for girls, winkbitch at them or say your father is ill at home
-2 or more people in the car, ask one of them to pretend to faint and say you are rushing to the hospital
-always tell them you dont have cash (usual)
-(last draw) start to cry
-if you are with suanie/ky/saikua/ST in the car, you definately not worry cos suanie will flash a boob, ky will make muka miang, saikua will curse in chinese and ST will speak french...

So in short, anywhere you go, please bring at least one of them... guarantee no need pay anything... bah... wtf !!!... have a special invitation to my friend's birthday bash in bliss tonight.. i am saying it's special because we have special passwords to enter....no password.. no entry... will tell you all about it if i didnt get pissed drunk or if i remember to snap some pics. :P.. happi weekend.....